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There once was a bunny named Phyre. She would hop,
hop, hop, all day long, and all the toads and
caterpillars would
give her carrots and blankies. This
bunny would sometimes become a lady who liked to snap
pictures of lots of things.
One day, she met a not-so-little hobbit named Merry.
They talked about lots of stuff...Like harems and fake
grass for
Easter Baskets and shoes. They liked talking
to each other and got married.
It wasn't very long before Merry had to
leave Phyre
all alone for a bit. Something about an evil ring, he
said. During this hiatus, Phyre met Beaky. They talked
about
stuff, like leprechauns, staplers and
faux-hawks.
Then, out of nowhere, Merry came back! He went back to
talking
to Phyre and met Beaky. But Beaky and Merry
didn't talk much. But they didn't hate each other and
Merry entertained
both Phyre and Beaky with his/her
gender confusion issues.
They lived happily ever after and married lots and
lots
of people each. The End....or is it?
And here's the second one: Once upon a time, Phyre and
Merry decided that
they were going to Georgia so they
could reenact The Dukes of Hazzard. They chose Georgia
for two reasons;It's where
Hazzard county is and
Georgia loves reenactments.
Being women, they had to find a guy who wouldn't mind
wearing short
shorts and, also, would look hott in
them. Luckily, they found Beaky, whom they
licked...er, liked. >.>
The
unfortunate part was that they all lived in
different kingdoms and were very busy with trying to
take over the world,
or in the case of Merry, all the
major food chains, that they couldn't. Isn't that sad?
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